Is it your lucky day? Of course it is!! But you still have 3 more to go until you have a poker, or maybe not...

With Gia Mummy, you'll never run out of toilet paper or alcohol!!! Although maybe when you get there for alcohol, I'll finish it off for her.

Emergency exit? Of course! For some good shots tonight, remember to be over 21, or 2 in dog years.

I summon from the depths of a hot, lazy morning your favorite demon to wake you up every day and take all your troubles away.